yep. I'd be the same way! I'd RATHER be an elf, but I'm so short it's ridiculous for a 13 year-old. NEAHH! if I had to be in battle, the swords would be too heavy for me so I would just use a bow instead because I'm actually good with a bow and arrow in real life!
Oh man-I needed that laugh. I picture how Tolkien would react to a girl who dances with Shelob, takes out Denethor with a lamp, and constantly glomps poor wee Frodo-oh, if only. Though, if I was sure she wouldn't eat me, I'd love to break it down with Sheby too.